comes from my Industrial Management textbook’s opening notes about advertising.
” Running a business without advertising is just like winking at a beautiful girl in the dark – you know what you are doing but she does not know it.”
Well, most times, its in your best interest that the beautiful girl doesn’t know.
Hmmm.
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Line of the day
Posted in Attempts at Humour, tagged advertising on April 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Lets get RICH!!!
Posted in Attempts at Humour, Business, College stuff, tagged business humor on October 12, 2007 | 1 Comment »
COEP organized its maiden annual techfest, MindSpark 2007 last weekend. Yours truly was responsible of organizing the Business Plan contest. The entries were the standard fare one would expect; no new Googles or FedEx’s were unleashed upon us. However, one entry literally took my breath away. It is said that there is a tide in [...]
She’s not marriage material yaar!
Posted in Attempts at Humour, tagged humor on October 11, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Most guys, rather a lot of guys have a tendency of categorizing girls or chicks, if you will, the moment they see them.
“She’s the dating type” , “She’s the one-night-stand type”, “She’s marriage material” and various other somewhat crude and unrefined categories and adjectives depending upon how hot/pretty/plain-jane the girl is, how much within or [...]
Shine on you crazy Diamond!
Posted in Attempts at Humour, Pune Times, Uncategorized on May 20, 2006 | 18 Comments »
"When I find myself in times of trouble,
The Pune Times comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Read page three.
And in my hour of darkness
It is standing right in front of me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Read page three.
Read page 3, Read page 3, Read page 3, Read page three.
Whisper words of wisdom, Read page [...]
FEAR OF THE DOG!!!
Posted in Attempts at Humour, Life and jazz, Uncategorized on May 17, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
I am a man who walks alone
And when I’m walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it’s ‘bout dogs.
Fear of the dog, fear of the dog
I have a constant fear that a dog’s always near.
Fear of the dog, fear [...]
The 55 Word story
Posted in Attempts at Humour on May 17, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Here's my humble attempt at the 55-word story thats been doing the rounds. I've read some brilliant ones and this doesn't even compare. Here goes…—————
His brow furrowed.
He felt eneasy.
Impressing the Board with this report would set his career soaring.
He hated to conceal it.
He wondered if he should just let it out.
“They wouldn’t enjoy hearing it. [...]
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